Here's Your Stinkin' Valentine's Day Card

Listen, Valentine's Day is coming, and you better give your better half a card. But don't give them just any card -- give them a card that cuts right to the chase. Because they're expecting a card, and you're expecting something from giving them a card. It's a win-win, baby! Plus there's a cute looking cherub on this one. They'll love that sh*t! 

NOTES: This PDF file measures 8.5" x 11" and will print wonderfully on your home computer. Please allow a few moments to receive the download link, as this PDF is stamped.

Thank you for considering purchasing this unique Valentine's Day card. I hope it helps you get lucky... because ain't that the point of these things anyway?